| Sometimes the Indiana winters were so cold that even the nuclear power plant had trouble keeping the beach clear of snow. |
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| This space is reserved unitl further notice for [link] Megan Glosser is a painter, illustrator, and generally all around awesome artist who should help keep us all honest. She never seems to stop producing work, and continues to make me look like I am sitting on my hands. Lets hear it for Molly Grue!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
| "If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts throught the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" Alexander I. Solzhenitsyn: The Gulag Archipelago You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus. Shut yo fat ass rayvie... I can't go buy smokes without running into nine guys you F(*&cked!!!!!!!! Piggies!!! I Demand Piggies!!!! BURRITOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Homer: Marge.. Give me a moment alone with the sandwich... Marge: You're going to eat it aren't you? Homer: (pause and silence) Yes. I'm yo huckleberry... Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) Tombstone I don't remember walking in here without my pants. (Heard in passing two men in the mall) "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." Lewis Black |
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| I do not like the term artist very much, but am forced to use it. I am a male. I have an unhealthy obsession with Cherry Coca-Cola. I think monkeys are possibly the coolest animals on earth, and platypi don't forget the platypi. Kumquat is a ridiculous thing to name a fruit. I do not feel that a person can tell people everything about them in 500 words, so normally I don't bother trying. I think that there is a difference between people and human beings. I think that monsters are beautiful exagerations of our most innate fears. I think that for every great scientific achievement we pay an awful price, and can't understand why no one questions the process. Ugly is beautiful. If you really have to ask you will never know. I know people who have forgotten more than I will ever learn. If you want to know more about me I think you just need to ask. I will probably change my mind tomorrow. |
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Hey, dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!! G**damn my navel itches!!
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Feel the power of my SPORK!!!!
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